Funniest car names
Funniest car names list is available here. Top 10, top 20, even top 30 funniest names are shred here not only for you to laugh, but also for automobile maker to be aware while naming the cool cars or sports cars. As a car enthusiast, we do not want to ride on cool muscle cars that named “Ford Lanjiao”, where “Lanjiao” in Asia local language “Hokkien” is a vulgar term which means Penis. Therefore, naming a cool ride is not only to consider the meaning of the word in the local country but also the meaning of the word world wide as a good car will definitely sold to the whole world.
The funniest list of car names is here which contributed by all car enthusiasts around the world, let starts the laugh. Laughter is the best medicine for life.
Mazda LaPuta
La Puta in Spanish is means “the whore” for all the Spanish speakers. The name LaPuta was derivates from the book Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift, but aren’t they left out the meaning in Spanish?
Daihatsu Naked
This is not any pranks to pull on a car, it is real naked. The Naked was made by Daihatsu between 2000 and 2004. It was available with 659cc petrol engine but it is with a coat of paint, not fully naked!
Mitsubishi Pajero
Pajero in for Spanish speaker is means wanker, this makes the car name changed to “Mitsubishi Montero” for Spanish version.
Buick LaCrosse
In French, LaCrose is having two meanings. One is means masturbating teenagers while another mean is to trick someone. For those French speakers, do you think they want to drive a “Buick Masturbating-T”?
Nissan Moco
Luckily this car is only for sale in Japan market. In Spanish it means “booger”. Nevermind for Japanese but a big mind for Spanish.
Chevrolet Nova
“No va” in Spanish is means “It Doesn’t Go”. A car that should go but doesn’t go, will it affect the car sales satistic?
Opel Ascona
In North Spain and Portugal, the word “Ascona” means female genitalia.
Honda Fitta
In Asia, Europe, Mexico and some other country this car is named Honda Fit or Honda Jazz. But in Swedish and Norwegian, “Fitta” means “cunt”.
Mercedes-Benz Vito
The Vito in Swedish also means “cunt”.
Ford Kuga
Well, it is not any car pranks, but it is “plague” in Serbian and Croatian.
Volkswagen Touareg
Not funny in any local language meaning, what makes it funny is “How to spell it??”
Toyota MR2
This car makes a big laugh for French when it was first release in France. It pronounce as “Em-Air-Du” in French which sounds like the phrase “est merdeux” that means it’s shitty!
Toyota Carina
Carina in Croatian is pronounce as “Karina” and it means big, better is enormous… dick.
Koenigsegg CCX
Ironically it is one of the super cars in top 10 world fastest car. The meaning of the name is not funny, what makes it funny is there are quite a lot of people from foreign countries does not know how to pronounce “Ko-e-nig-segg”.
Kia Besta
It seems like KIA company name if from “Best A”? Unfortunately in Portuguese besta means “Beast” as well as in Brazil.
Hyundai Santa Fe
In Arabic, this is the car Arabian mean it as “Hyundai that Smells Bad”. In Korean, it pronounces as Santa Pae, which means “beat up” in slang.
Skoda Laura
When Skoda launched this car in Inda, the Lady keep on telling their Chauffeur, “Take out the Laura, I want a ride.” In one of the India local language Hindi, Laura means Penis. Shall we have a list of word or language around the world that refers to “Laura”, “Lanjiao”, or Penis?
Lamborghini Reventon
It was suppose a cool name for a cool sports cars like this, sadly in Spanish, reventon refers to puncture in the wheel.
Mazda Furai
“Steal the Mazda” in Romanian.
Funniest car maker names
Just for fun, no other meaning
AUDI
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW (see also What does BMW stand for?)
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Bimbette Motor Weapon
Break My Window
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead or Dying Gas Eater
Dear Old Dad’s Geriatric Express
FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R & D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron’s DNA
Found On Russian Dump
GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
GMC
Garage Man’s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive…
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Assed Auto Builders
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
VW
Virtually Worthless
Well, I know “Cheetah” in Chevrolet Cheetah is a good name, but do not use the word “Chee-bye” or “Cibai” or any words sounds similar to it. If a car name as “Chevrolet Cheebye”, it will become very funny as it means Pussy in local Chinese language (Hokkien).
Having enough laughs for the day? If you come across any funny car name in your country or your local language, please write us at malaysiaminilover@gmail.com. This shows how important to name a car after you have enough laughs for all the funniest car names.
article contributed by: Stella Kim
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